I’d hide my face too.
- “Oh Daddy, don’t you love looking smug and arrogant”?
- “Shhhh, Son, the riff-raff will hear you”.
***neither outfit is necessarily bad on it’s own, but together these two project a frightening amount of entitlement and hubris. …Or maybe I’m just hopelessly middle-class. …Whatever.
RIGHT: Choosing just the right funky item from the bin at the thrift shop.
WRONG: Wearing the entire contents of a randomly chosen bin.
Just stop it!
Damn. Lisa Bonet is looking kind of rough these days.
Anonymous asked: The 'I dressed like a homeless person before it was cool' guy actually is a homeless person so read up about people before calling them a douche, he's pretty well dressed too. You must go around wearing turtle necks and cords with uggs.
It’s a fucking Tumblr blog about making fun of people’s clothes, not the New York Times. Go research your ass, killjoy.
I could say something about his clothes or I could just let the clothes speak for themselves and say, “Fuckin’ Douchbag”.
If you look closely you can see that his knees are literally buckling from the weight of so much irony.
There’s always a danger involved in inviting a friend to the beach that you haven’t been to the beach with before….
