‘A Man Should Never Wear Shorts In The City’ - Tom FordTumblr (3.0; @ohbrotherdontwearthat)http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91a87529ad7449918440a0154fc200d4/tumblr_ml3fzyqwMa1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’d hide my face too.</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/47700213007http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/47700213007Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:55:10 -0400Fashionbad fashionMenswearfashion don'tfashion victimmen's fashionbootsbad hathatwhat not to wearblazerbusybolo tieshame<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/702a61f62c685cbd3f7648ba55182a7a/tumblr_ml3cmgTgQZ1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>- “Oh Daddy, don’t you love looking smug and arrogant”?</strong><br/><strong>- “Shhhh, Son, the riff-raff will hear you”.</strong><br/><br/><br/>***<em>neither outfit is necessarily bad on it’s own, but together these two project a frightening amount of entitlement and hubris.  …Or maybe I’m just hopelessly middle-class.   …Whatever.</em></p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/47697094986http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/47697094986Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:42:16 -0400men's fashionmenswearMenswearfashionfashion don'tFashionfather and sonfather & sonbad guyrich peoplepreppy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f5d9db94075ae01294b64a34ded66ac/tumblr_mkmosoE8Rt1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>RIGHT</strong>: Choosing just the right funky item from the bin at the thrift shop.<br/><strong>WRONG</strong>:  Wearing the entire contents of a randomly chosen bin.</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/46932474124http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/46932474124Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:46:00 -0400FashionMenswearbad fashionwhat not to wearcross dresserskirtbootsscarffashion don'tfashion victimeffeminatesunglassesmom<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43eb168efff6fb804c210df86adae522/tumblr_mj74ceNg2G1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just stop it!</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/44633199358http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/44633199358Tue, 05 Mar 2013 11:26:38 -0500cross dressermen's fashionmenswearMensweardresswhat not to wearbad fashionfashion don'tfashion victimeffeminate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/46b71170aaf20273b5d9c666bb393155/tumblr_mixtuxAYTp1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Damn. Lisa Bonet is looking kind of rough these days.</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/44221614935http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/44221614935Thu, 28 Feb 2013 11:01:00 -0500skirtminiskirtmen's fashionmenswearMenswearbad fashionfashionfashion don'tfashion victimeffeminatecross dresserFashionwhat not to wear<p>It’s a fucking Tumblr blog about making fun of people’s clothes, not the New York Times.  Go research your ass, killjoy.</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/41205340007http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/41205340007Tue, 22 Jan 2013 12:52:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be4b86b6767095e745cf56f855148b45/tumblr_mh1g20jI3Q1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I could say something about his clothes <em>or</em> I could just let the clothes speak for themselves and say, “<em><strong>Fuckin’ Douchbag</strong></em>”.  </p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/41205008295http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/41205008295Tue, 22 Jan 2013 12:46:48 -0500camocamouflageaztecbad shirtbad guybootsBajabusydouchedouche bagfashionfashion don'tfashion victimfuckfuck offhipstermen's fashionmenswearsunglassesglasseswhat not to wear<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee7f0d5e298e8c1a79ef098229385a7b/tumblr_mh1frfeGhP1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you look closely you can see that his knees are literally buckling from the weight of so much irony.</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/41204628000http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/41204628000Tue, 22 Jan 2013 12:40:00 -0500american apparelbad fashionbad shirtbootsblazerbusydenimeffeminatefashionfashion don'tfashion victimfuckfuck offhipsterjeansmen's fashionmenswearironicironyt-shirttshirttee shirtteenerdnerd fashionurban outfitterswhat not to wear<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac1ce22c7698e84aa6c0aae1f5ff5152/tumblr_mh1f97COri1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There’s always a danger involved in inviting a friend to the beach that you haven’t been to the beach with before….</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/41203986600http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/41203986600Tue, 22 Jan 2013 12:29:31 -0500bad fashionbeachswimsuittrunksspeedoswimwearcross dressereffeminatefashionfashion don'tfashion victimmen's fashionmensweartackywhat not to wear<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/558b2113903206fa91b6729c5d7e9f15/tumblr_mgod5pYZ0I1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/40605503376http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/40605503376Tue, 15 Jan 2013 11:15:00 -0500adventureramerican apparelbad fashionbad hatbad shirtbrooklyndouchefashionfashion don'tfashion victimfuck offhathipsterknitwearlumberjackmen's fashionmensweartoqueurban outfitterswhat not to wearplaidloggerwoodsman<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fe997128a5459a360b312df49fbec9a/tumblr_mgmcls1dOq1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh honey…  Oh sweetheart… <em><strong>No</strong></em>.  Just <em><strong>no</strong></em>.</p> <p>Not only are you wearing a <em><strong>Mom Jacket</strong></em>.  You’re wearing the jacket of a <strong><em>fat, ugly mom.</em></strong></p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/40517852188http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/40517852188Mon, 14 Jan 2013 09:08:16 -0500acid washbad fashioncross dresserdenimeffeminatefashionfashion don'tfashion victimmen's fashionmenswearMomwhat not to wear<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e130e7ffac8b9cfff683fceb2423cf2/tumblr_mgd3ldX3jy1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Did he have to cut the holes in his shirt because he was sweltering from wearing way too much knitwear???</strong><br/><br/><em>…Also, what do you think he has in his giant bag?</em></p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/40093330269http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/40093330269Wed, 09 Jan 2013 09:15:12 -0500bad fashionbad hateffeminatefashionfashion don'tfashion victimfuck offholesdistressedhatmen's fashionmenswearscarftoquewhat not to wearknitwear<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5d0b3ab4403e7420cbeab21742f18a8/tumblr_mg9dl2qvRL1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Least. Threatening. Gang. <strong>Ever</strong>.</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/39927896894http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/39927896894Mon, 07 Jan 2013 09:00:38 -0500Topmanbad fashionbad shirtcross dressereffeminatefashionfashion don'tfuckfuck offmen's fashionmensweartackyfashion victimwhat not to wearshorts<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/501391fe0b721512ef1748c6649eda94/tumblr_mfaq69RSBn1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey man, we all have style icons that we follow <br/>…but <a href="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc783eI9Uf1qdo0fp.gif" title="Pepper" target="_self">Pepper from American Horror Story: Asylum</a> seems like an odd choice, is all.</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/38325560795http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/38325560795Wed, 19 Dec 2012 15:56:33 -0500American Horror StoryAmerican Horror Story: AsylumPepperbootsbad fashiondoucheeffeminatefashionfashion don'tfashion victimfuckfuck offhipstermen's fashionmenswearscarfwhat not to weargloves<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de1da48c0c21e60316f98f30c0c39118/tumblr_mevphaCcLS1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Dress your age, gramps.</strong><br/><br/>At least ditch the “jeans tucked into boots” thing you are trying to pull off.  You look ridiculous.  News Flash!  <em>No man</em> of any age can pull that off. Gag.</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/37723970434http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/37723970434Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:17:34 -0500bad fashionbad hatbootsdad fashiondouchedenimfashionfashion don'tfashion victimfuck offgrandpahatjeansmen's fashionmenswearmiddle aged manOldsweatertackywhat not to wear<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me98gus5g51rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“Actually, I <a href="http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/kris-humphries-mistakes-hipster-for-homeless/story-fn907478-1226320384251" target="_blank">dressed like a homeless person</a> <strong>before it was cool</strong>.” </em></p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36810366155http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36810366155Thu, 29 Nov 2012 10:02:51 -0500homelessbad fashioneast londonbrooklyndouchefashionfashion don'tfashion victimhipstermen's fashionmenswearsweaterwhat not to wear<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me94wzxVSr1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“…brothers should pull up their pants. You are walking by your mother, your grandmother, your underwear is showing. What’s wrong with that? Come on. Some people might not want to see your underwear. I’m one of them.”- </em><strong>Barack Obama</strong></p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36807787599http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36807787599Thu, 29 Nov 2012 08:46:00 -0500saggysaggerlow-riderunderwearbad fashionbeltdenimfashionfashion don'tfashion victimfuckfuck offjeansmen's fashionmenswearwhat not to wearBarack Obama<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduwi0Lhf81rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Japan has given the world so many wonderful things; sushi, karate, shunga, karaoke, to name just a few.  So, we can forgive them for creating <strong>really ugly-ass Evisu jeans</strong>.  It’s okay Japan, you can’t win em’ all.  We forgive you.  Just keep the weird pants and keep inventing new and better Nintendos.</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36232780515http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36232780515Wed, 21 Nov 2012 16:18:00 -0500JapanjapaneseEvisujeansbad fashiondenimfashionfashion don'tmen's fashionmenswearwhat not to wear<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdut35xlYh1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you’re out of your teens you have no business wearing these giant sneakers.</p> <p>The punishment should be that you are called “Justin Bieber” until you admit that they are ugly and child-like and you take them off. </p> <p>As in<em>:  “Hi, Justin Bieber.  How are you today, Justin Bieber.  Justin Bieber, are you coming with us to the pub after work, Justin Bieber, or do you have something else to do, Justin Bieber.  Justin Bieber.”</em></p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36227654251http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36227654251Wed, 21 Nov 2012 15:04:17 -0500Justin Bieberbootsbad fashionchildishfashionfashion victimfashion don'tmen's fashionmenswearshoessneakerstrainersrunnerswhat not to wear<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdusiwDqnC1rshoxoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No.  No, it’s not okay to wear a cape.*  Once they invented, you know, <strong>sleeves</strong> those were pretty much done for.<br/><br/><br/><em>*…well, okay maybe if you are a very, very old British man</em>…</p>http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36226863537http://ohbrotherdontwearthat.tumblr.com/post/36226863537Wed, 21 Nov 2012 14:52:07 -0500britishCapefashionfashion victimfashion don'thistorymen's fashionmenswearOldwhat not to wear